Vysesame Street


 * What if Vyse and it's characters go through Sesame Street


 * Ok kids, time to learn how to fuck a robot


 * Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Vysesame Street!


 * Welcome to the galaxy mother fucker!


 * Don't forget the musical numbers such as "Crook Broke Arm" "A galaxy far, far a fuck you" and the classic "Learning our ABCDrunks"


 * "This episode was rated 99999999999999/10, making it the best episode in the Vyse channel so far" -IMDB


 * THIS EPISODE STARRING: FLIRTY FOX, GIANT DINO AND BELLDAD
 * The Vyse Channel will be right back after these messages

Oh boy oh boy where to start with this one. Our resident bitchy fox Fiora and her wonderfuly annoying side kick Mag were enjoying themselves in an old run down bar when out of the blue a wild bell dad appeared! Keela had been down in the dumps latley and knew that when organics needed a cheering up they usually went to the local pub to drink away their cares. Unfortunetly for him... he couldn't drink. BUT THE BOT WAS DETERMINED TO NOT FAIL.

So he sat.

Staring at his water.

Until Fiora and Mag decided to save the day and invited the bell over, a thrilling discusion inssued about the insides of a synthetic being similar to asking to see someone naked, which ended up with our resident doctor being implemented with a new program that mimicked an organic's ability to get drunk. Yes ladies and gentleman, we got a robot drunk.

To continue further. Our now drunk robot was being heckled relentlessly by the fox and dino duo. When it was shockingly revealed he was a VIRGIN-

GASP

The moral of the story is don't talk about virgin sacrifices to volcano gods if you know whats good for you. Once this was found to be true, the fox was hell bent on finding this 30 year old virgin a one night stand. She and Mag searched high and low, desperate to find someone, perhaps Helios, Sophia, HECK MAYBE MAG OR FIORA THEMSELVES-

But it was all in vain

This being because the bell accidentaly revealed he had never even held hands or kISSED SOMEONE. THE HORROR. Fiora was shocked and wanted to protect the purest sun spot this side of the galaxy, Mag wanted to see the innocence r o t. The bell was dying inside and wished her never walked into the bar in the first place.

And so. The story of Vyseame Street was created. A show of angry puppets that educate young children on how you properly fuck a robot.